The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Stealing from Jobu remains the

Stealing from Jobu remains the worst risk-reward calculation in baseball history

Bold black curved serif text reads "I'M A MESS" across the top

Golden-yellow retro script text reads "the TROPICS" at the top

Deckard's dinner spot outlasted every replicant and most of downtown LA

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Stealing from Jobu remains theCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie