Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell 3/4 Sleeve Raglan cold dead hands For the self-appointed referees of

For the self-appointed referees of reality and the people who laugh at them

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Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell 3/4 Sleeve Raglan cold dead hands For the self-appointed referees ofOld age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell! Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest serving Republican senator. A