Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Hoodie anaconda Bold distressed white block text

Bold distressed white block text below reads "SQUAD GOALS

and a golden yellow star topper adorn the tree

Enrollment at a two-thousand-year-old sorcery academy means twelve semesters on green-eyed bride acquisition and a mandatory elective in looking terrifying while Thunder does the heavy lifting

Inspired by Rudy

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Hoodie anaconda Bold distressed white block textDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Style: