Charles DeMar - Pure Snow! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt hamilton Santa winking while telling kids

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

with a grinning anthropomorphic moon face and radiating rays in the upper left

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A 1950s hand-drawn illustration in red

Charles DeMar - Pure Snow! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt hamilton Santa winking while telling kidsCharles De Mar treating a ski slope like his personal vaudeville stage while screaming about snow purity is the most honest thing any 80s character ever did. Nobody stopped him because nobody outranks that level of commitment. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Charles De Mar depicts a grinning figure in a black top hat, formal coat, and golden yellow tie, surrounded by white dots resembling falling snow. Distressed white