Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex Sweatshirt wolf Bold red Western-style serif text

Bold red Western-style serif text below reads "SHOWBOAT

Liability insurance alone could bankrupt a small nation

and period uniform stands in a batting stance

Ornate white gothic-serif text below reads "Crack Addict

Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex Sweatshirt wolf Bold red Western-style serif textBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact