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Dark Helmet - Unisex T-Shirt pw1 depicting a figure holding aDark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film. Every bad guy thinks they're Vader, but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Simplified cartoon portrait of Dark Helmet depicts the character in his oversized gray helmet with small glasses peeking out beneath, rendered in muted gray and skin tones. Bold white