Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jefferson city head in hand

head in hand

perfectly synchronized smiles

Inspired by A League of Their Own

because nobody suspects the guy comping late fees

Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jefferson city head in handTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads