Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Bold white italic sans-serif text

Bold white italic sans-serif text reads "G

with bold white block letters reading "CHRISTMAS" and bold green block letters reading "PARTY" below

Re-electing him feels less like civic duty and more like watching destiny run unopposed

and yellow

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Bold white italic sans-serif textSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit