Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Bidding two dollars on Contestants'

Bidding two dollars on Contestants' Row is the only rational move in a universe where paperboys are loan sharks and dinner tries to crawl off your plate

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

GIVES YOU TONS OF ENERGY" printed below the arrows

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Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Bidding two dollars on Contestants'Johnny wants his two dollars, and no cliff, avalanche, or garbage truck is going to stop collections. Greendale's most persistent paperboy makes loan sharks look reasonable. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Distressed white brush lettered text reads "JOHNNY'S" at the top. A white line art BMX bicycle sits between smaller white text reading "GREENDALE" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right, above a thin red horizontal rule. Bold white