Party Shorties - Purple itp-collectionId-62 I like swim shorts because

I like swim shorts because they remind me of the vacation where I fell in love with a girl who had a playstation 2 and a tray of energy drink

If you know you know and if you don’t know you should know because Van Wijngaarden’s Zaanse Mayonaise is the condiment that counts and this long sleeve is our sign of respect

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famously invented by King Leonidas during the Battle of Thermopylae

Party Shorties - Purple itp-collectionId-62 I like swim shorts becauseWe call these swim ready summer shorts because they have no inner mesh. You can wander around all summer, ready to swim whenever you want but can also take these bad boys out to the bar, beach or boulevard. And just so you know: they are made from 100% recycled pet bottles and have two zippered pockets. Now lets go make some sweet, sweet love to summer. 100% Recycled pet bottles Branded and reversible drawcords 2 zippered side pockets + back pocket No