I'll Have a Frosty One - Unisex T-Shirt lansing Design inspired by Ron Swanson

Design inspired by Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation

Every December you quietly hemorrhage money so a mascot in a red suit can take full credit

The family business where backstabbing was a quarterly deliverable and getting shot was just another Tuesday

and nobody has topped his operational blueprint since

I'll Have a Frosty One - Unisex T-Shirt lansing Design inspired by Ron SwansonFrosty skipped the parade and went straight to the open bar, which honestly tracks for a guy whose entire existence is a countdown clock. Nothing motivates day drinking like a body temperature measured in puddles. The Details: Red text reads "I'LL HAVE A" arched above a retro cartoon snowman in a top hat and scarf, dancing while hoisting a green bottle, surrounded by red snowflakes and starbursts. Bold red text below reads "FROSTY" with smaller red