Shit's Creek Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Ferris Bueller's Day

Inspired by Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Retiring number 9 for a guy who showed up sixteen years late swinging a bat carved from a lightning strike is peak baseball mythology

Dux's confidence is honestly more impressive than the dim mak

flanked by green holly leaves with red berries

Shit's Creek Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Ferris Bueller's DayPaddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow