The Precious Plums | Blue Plaid Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear Size:5X Because MicroModal fabric is softer

Because MicroModal fabric is softer than Drake

So take the reins and give Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty a chance to kick back and crush some cold ones

Our designers analyzed 50 shades of grey to come up with this: the most desirable shade for your new Ball Hammock briefs

and may or may not drive a lifted Ford Taurus - but feels NOTHING like it

The Precious Plums | Blue Plaid Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear Size:5X Because MicroModal fabric is softerIm taking a poll: Does this Ball Hammock Pouch Trunks Underwear look more purple to you or more blue? Im on team blue, but my co worker who named this pair The Precious Plums is clearly on team purple. Fortunately, both of us think the dark stripes are black, so at least thats something.