Boatin' & Boozin' - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL 45 and absolute theological certainty

45 and absolute theological certainty

Somewhere a guy in quad skates peaked so hard in 1952 that his ghost still has better posture than anyone alive

Hidden right in the 'A' hole

Distressed white spaced-out text reads "SOMETIMES" above large weathered block lettering reading "YOU WIN

Boatin' & Boozin' - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL 45 and absolute theological certaintyBoatin' and boozin' earning a coat of arms with an anchor and rope border suggests day drinking on a pontoon is a bloodline worth preserving. Every marina in America is just a bar that happens to have a boat ramp. The Details: Bold white arched serif text reads "BOATIN'" above a white illustration of a crushed beer can flanked by blue wave accents, small diamond icons, and fishhooks, with golden tan rope curving along the top. White arched text below