Jive Turkey - Unisex Hoodie las vegas chest puffed

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A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A Family Tradition" and red and white block text reading "WARNING: CONTAINS LIGHTER FLUID

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Earning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy

Jive Turkey - Unisex Hoodie las vegas chest puffedCalling someone a jive turkey was the 1970s equivalent of a devastating performance review, delivered with enough groove that the FCC just nodded along. Somehow the insult aged better than every person who originally used it. The Details: Distressed white retro 1970s style bubble lettering reads "Jive" across the upper portion. A weathered white illustration of a turkey in profile faces left, displaying a full fanned tail, rendered in a vintage grunge