Apron - PIZZA ASSHOLES shoptok You’re a hot mess that

You’re a hot mess that loses all your shit

You're too poor to have any real bags and so you wear tote bags as a fashion piece to accent your quirky personality as you buy yak's milk at Trader Joe's

That's why we made these premium polyester-cotton blend cloth tote bags that combines durability with style

Turn heads at the gym

Apron - PIZZA ASSHOLES shoptok You’re a hot mess thatYour cooking sucks anyways so give everyone something else to talk about our hilarious apron! It is water resistant and oil resistant with adjustable neck strap and long waist straps for chefs of all sizes! One size fits all unless you're the size of a Ford F 150! Care Instructions: Hand wash or machine wash dry as you normally would.